Some nice pictures at the start, but then devolves into a boring scavenger hunt in a woefully pixelated map. The story is feeble (porn game) but there are some nice humorous touches here, and the dialogue was quite good. I quit after three keys because there was no way I could stand more random wandering. Nice touch not being able to save the game, because that means I will never load it again.
Pretty good. Reminds me of those bound Skyrim playthroughs mixed with those old flash games where you go around finding random junk to give to people and in return get an H picture. Did find a weird show stopper where you end up losing the coin toss at the radio station and could not continue. The screen never changes. There's also loads of random items that don't seem to have any use like used condoms and chocolate panties and the other items at the restaurant menu besides the steak burger and the ice cream.
Well if the MC is running around functionally nude bondage harness, shouldn't this game get a Exhibition Tag? Just saying this is has Exhibitionism written all over it.
> tagged as a "3D game" by the site—really just a 2D game with a digitized sprite of a 3D model for the player character
> the map seems to go on forever in any given direction, and then just loops to the opposite side at either end
> can't figure out where any one location is, because every street looks the goddamn same
> many people (myself included) found a soft-lock in the chance-based coin flip game at the radio station EDIT: Okay, so for anyone wondering, the coin flip mini-game is just a quick and easy way to get money if you can't find the $5 on the ground. The easiest way to get money, however, is doing work for Pony Girls LLC; the Dominatrix there will just ask you to take a package to any of the named buildings in town (I've marked them all below on a convenient map) to get a tip between $2-5... or you might get there too late, and get nothing for your effort.
> the game doesn't save any progress
EDIT: Okay, it's crude and not exactly to scale, but I've taken the liberty of drawing out the map in a Google Drive spreadsheet. You can access it at [link removed, now that the newest version has its own map], or you can simply use the picture I've posted below to guide you along.
It is still weak.
Grocery store - 2.75 on the menu, 275 in the text. All prices are multiplied by 100
the already reported error with the coin toss, no, clicking on the arrow does nothing
Quests (for example those from Nippel Stiff) can be accepted several times and the quest log is full of garbage
Easter Effs are sometimes funny, sometimes nonsensical and bugged (Star Wars, when the ships are on top of each other or shots scurry through the picture without ships)
Invantar, why are many finds not displayed. Only tolerated food is stored in it
The world is too dead. I don't want 100 horny passers-by who drag Claire into the nearest bushes every 5 minutes
there is no map where found places and people are permanently marked
That's probably a US decimal point vs most of the rest of the world decimal comma issue. Tbh I'm not even sure if that'd be a game-specific problem or is a general flaw in how Unity handles numbers.
Overall, there's just not enough happening. An entire town and there's like half a dozen NPCs that react at all? (Oh, and I guess two or three homeowners who actually care about their flowers.)
If there's anything supposed to happen at the Hospital, the Hotel, Gas Station, Barber or La Feine, it can bug out. I'm guessing it may just be that Pony Girls LLC can somehow break to get stuck on a single delivery location (Juliette's).
Oh, and you might want to remove the random police cars from the game, because frankly it looks a bit stupid that contrary to what's implied in the intro, the police don't seem to give any actual fuck about anything and Claire surely could've just walked out the front without getting arrested (or helped).
ok where is this phallic artifact for lara.....i think i found it but i can't get it for some reason
WTF gaining money is hard......the only way i know to constantly get money is the ponygirl thing and it keeps failing either im too slow or they just don't tip
ok where is this phallic artifact for lara.....i think i found it but i can't get it for some reason
WTF gaining money is hard......the only way i know to constantly get money is the ponygirl thing and it keeps failing either im too slow or they just don't tip
If people give details about bugs they run into, I'll do a fix for them. Most people mentioned some coin flip bug, I'm pretty sure I have that one fixed.
If people give details about bugs they run into, I'll do a fix for them. Most people mentioned some coin flip bug, I'm pretty sure I have that one fixed.
I'm about 90% sure there's a potential softlock in the Super Sluts mission, where if you talk to the Stiff Nipple Agency before talking to Tawna after the bust, it resets your progress and won't let you go forward, but Tawna is removed from in front of the fire department. I need someone to confirm that it's repeatable, and that it wasn't just a freak accident. I've played this game too many times for my own good already.
That's probably a US decimal point vs most of the rest of the world decimal comma issue. Tbh I'm not even sure if that'd be a game-specific problem or is a general flaw in how Unity handles numbers.
Overall, there's just not enough happening. An entire town and there's like half a dozen NPCs that react at all? (Oh, and I guess two or three homeowners who actually care about their flowers.)
If there's anything supposed to happen at the Hospital, the Hotel, Gas Station, Barber or La Feine, it can bug out. I'm guessing it may just be that Pony Girls LLC can somehow break to get stuck on a single delivery location (Juliette's).
Oh, and you might want to remove the random police cars from the game, because frankly it looks a bit stupid that contrary to what's implied in the intro, the police don't seem to give any actual fuck about anything and Claire surely could've just walked out the front without getting arrested (or helped).
Your mention of the US decimal point made me think of a workaround. Changing your regional formats (or standarts) in Windows to US format fixes the prices bug. I remembered this because I used it to fix a bug in 7 days to die (mainstream game, not a porn one), which is also made on unity. That bug however was later fixed by the devs, so I didn't have to go on using US regional standarts.
Also this workaround doesn't fix the coin flip bug.
