This game would be perfect if not for that gosh-darned stupid schoolgirl subplot that keeps shoehorning itself into the narrative in an otherwise classy, mature story.
Let me tell you, it's straight-up impossible to refuse this schoolgirl. She'll be coming at you like a bee on honey, and when she stings – woo-wee, does she pack a punch – and she ought right not better! Her gosh-darned father's friend's mother's brother is suuuupa rich – and spent the entire gosh-darned sex scene budget on her!
Now I – personally – did not want to fuck an upstanding young lass like herself. But do you think I had the option? Woo-diggity-dog, hell no I didn't! Bitch gone darn come in here and say she's thirsty, but when I go and offer her a drink like the lord's told us to, she just says she'd rather have my dick! – And woo-wee, did she want it.
Now I can understand the male obsession with young, nuptial scholgirls, but I myself personally prefer the more relaxed – mature – badass glasses girls like that one you meet that would be more likely to shove a gun up your ass then she would be to fuck it– And who said a man can't enjoy that? You know what I'm saying? You feel me, partner?
So please lord – oh please lord have mercy – next time I have to face down entire legions of heavily armed SWAT units to save my dommy mommy glasses bae, please give me the righteous power necessary to SMITE this unholy, lascivious, man-stealing WHORE out of my game when I want the option to – and don't go telling me I can't because she's just a schoolgirl!! Please motherfucker, back in my day, schoolgirls got whipped 'cross the arse jus' looking at a man funny like this, much less hopping on their gosh-darned dick! Lord have mercy.
Anyways, even in the scenes where it is possible to turn this girl down(few and far inbetween, I swar), this game straight-up assumes that you could never have possibly turned her down even once in your entire god-blessed life time and even goes so far as to talk about the crazy threesome you guys had the other night.
–Bitch, excuse me?! I ain't agreed to sleep with anyone beside my dommy mommy glasses QUEEN, and I don't want anyone on this godforsaken earth to ever doubt it for a second! Alice is my QUEEN, and by that schoolgirl, I was raped. Bitch, you are crazy. Get out my game; And get off my dick! F-F-S!
I'm just a man. I just want to be faithful. God, what did I do to deserve this godforsaken, harem hellhole? She's devillighting me! She's telling me I've slept with her and her friend when I haven't been anything but faithful. Anything but faithful! Lying is a sin, and this girl is one of the biggest gosh-darned sinners I've ever known. Get her out of here, or get me a gun because lord knows I'm not going to make it to the end of this game with her in it.
Even for my queen.
/End rant.
Okay guys, but seriously, this game is awesome. If you manage to get through those small speed bumps with those dirty little sluts, you'll have the opportunity to be graced by the most blessed combination of spy/betrayal/corruption/sex/action/movie – shit you've ever read in your lifetime.
AND it will all be at the head of your favorite dommy mommy glasses girl... Alice, yay~! hand waves *Blushies* she's so cute!
TLDR. In all seriousness, the main plot is really fun and very well-paced. Minimal dithering and filler(I'd argue almost none), and it's probably one of the only AVNs on here that I'd legit think could be better without the sex. Also, I don't know what happened with my review above. I think my little brother hacked my computer. Lates.
Let me tell you, it's straight-up impossible to refuse this schoolgirl. She'll be coming at you like a bee on honey, and when she stings – woo-wee, does she pack a punch – and she ought right not better! Her gosh-darned father's friend's mother's brother is suuuupa rich – and spent the entire gosh-darned sex scene budget on her!
Now I – personally – did not want to fuck an upstanding young lass like herself. But do you think I had the option? Woo-diggity-dog, hell no I didn't! Bitch gone darn come in here and say she's thirsty, but when I go and offer her a drink like the lord's told us to, she just says she'd rather have my dick! – And woo-wee, did she want it.
Now I can understand the male obsession with young, nuptial scholgirls, but I myself personally prefer the more relaxed – mature – badass glasses girls like that one you meet that would be more likely to shove a gun up your ass then she would be to fuck it– And who said a man can't enjoy that? You know what I'm saying? You feel me, partner?
So please lord – oh please lord have mercy – next time I have to face down entire legions of heavily armed SWAT units to save my dommy mommy glasses bae, please give me the righteous power necessary to SMITE this unholy, lascivious, man-stealing WHORE out of my game when I want the option to – and don't go telling me I can't because she's just a schoolgirl!! Please motherfucker, back in my day, schoolgirls got whipped 'cross the arse jus' looking at a man funny like this, much less hopping on their gosh-darned dick! Lord have mercy.
Anyways, even in the scenes where it is possible to turn this girl down(few and far inbetween, I swar), this game straight-up assumes that you could never have possibly turned her down even once in your entire god-blessed life time and even goes so far as to talk about the crazy threesome you guys had the other night.
–Bitch, excuse me?! I ain't agreed to sleep with anyone beside my dommy mommy glasses QUEEN, and I don't want anyone on this godforsaken earth to ever doubt it for a second! Alice is my QUEEN, and by that schoolgirl, I was raped. Bitch, you are crazy. Get out my game; And get off my dick! F-F-S!
I'm just a man. I just want to be faithful. God, what did I do to deserve this godforsaken, harem hellhole? She's devillighting me! She's telling me I've slept with her and her friend when I haven't been anything but faithful. Anything but faithful! Lying is a sin, and this girl is one of the biggest gosh-darned sinners I've ever known. Get her out of here, or get me a gun because lord knows I'm not going to make it to the end of this game with her in it.
Even for my queen.
/End rant.
Okay guys, but seriously, this game is awesome. If you manage to get through those small speed bumps with those dirty little sluts, you'll have the opportunity to be graced by the most blessed combination of spy/betrayal/corruption/sex/action/movie – shit you've ever read in your lifetime.
AND it will all be at the head of your favorite dommy mommy glasses girl... Alice, yay~! hand waves *Blushies* she's so cute!
TLDR. In all seriousness, the main plot is really fun and very well-paced. Minimal dithering and filler(I'd argue almost none), and it's probably one of the only AVNs on here that I'd legit think could be better without the sex. Also, I don't know what happened with my review above. I think my little brother hacked my computer. Lates.